The Great Lake Hubert, Minnesota
Ole and Lena Jokes Page

We add a new Ole and Lena joke every week (usually by Monday) and
remove the old one, so return every week to catch them all.

If you've never seen Ole and Lena jokes before, you're in for a treat. These Scandinavian transplants have been the butt of jokes in Minnesota, North Dakota and Wisconsin for years and, in the words of Ole, "It ain't about ta stop now, don't ya know".

Ole goes into a lumber yard to buy some lumber. "May I help you?", asks the salesman.

"I vant ten 2X4s" says Ole.

"How long do you want' em?" asks the salesman.

Ole replies: "Oh, for long time. I'm build’n a house."


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