The Great Lake Hubert, Minnesota
Ole and Lena Jokes Page

We add a new Ole and Lena joke every week (usually by Monday) and
remove the old one, so return every week to catch them all.

If you've never seen Ole and Lena jokes before, you're in for a treat. These Scandinavian transplants have been the butt of jokes in Minnesota, North Dakota and Wisconsin for years and, in the words of Ole, "It ain't about ta stop now, don't ya know".

Sven, carrying a rock, a chicken, and a pail paused at a closed gate. He asked a passing Norwegian farm girl if she'd open the gate. She declined, saying, "You might try to make love to me."

Snorted Sven, "How could I make love to you with a rock, a chicken and a pail in my arms?"

"Vell," said the girl, "you could set the chicken down, put the pail over it, and then set the rock on top of the pail."


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