The Great Lake Hubert, Minnesota
Ole and Lena Jokes Page

We add a new Ole and Lena joke every week (usually by Monday) and
remove the old one, so return every week to catch them all.

If you've never seen Ole and Lena jokes before, you're in for a treat. These Scandinavian transplants have been the butt of jokes in Minnesota, North Dakota and Wisconsin for years and, in the words of Ole, "It ain't about ta stop now, don't ya know".


Ole was arrested one night while walking bare naked down the main street of the little town of Nisswa, Minnesota. The policeman, who was a good friend of Ole's said, 'Ole! What in the world are you doing? You're naked. Where are your clothes? '

'Yah, I know,' said Ole. 'You see, I vas over to dat Sven's for a wild birthday party. Dere vas about 28 of us. Der vas boys and dere vas girls.'

'Is that right?', his policeman friend asked.

'Yah, Yah, anyvay, dat Sven, he says, 'Everybody get into the bedroom!' So vee all go into the bedroom vhere den he yells, 'Everybody git naked!'

'Vel, vee all got undressed. Den he yells, 'Everybody go to town!' I guess I'm the first one here.'

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